Monday, May 11, 2009

the iphone 3g kicks more ass than jesus fucking christ

yes, that's right; yes it is. nothing compares; nothing compares anymore. the first iphone sucked. it was missing vast amounts of important features, VAST. but this one is god's only begotten son; it is the father and the holy ghost too. why? because it is:


1. attractive, sexy
2. functional, useful
3. super update-able, and apple keeps fixing things and making things better


ok, so when it came out, it was the best, but other devices compared; the verizon dare, the samusung instinct, the blackberrry storm.........a bunch of similar shit

BUT..........anyone with an ounce of forsight new that it would fuck these over in the dirt miles in, dead, bleeding, dead again, bleeding some more, with pus poring out of their eyes, and the grim reaper spending his vacations simply lounging next to the



i know there's a lot of death imagery here, and that's cuz i look death in the eyes every day of my life, it makes me hard, but it tears the tenderness from my soul

will continue later

Sunday, May 10, 2009

LYME LYME AND MORE

so i'm being treated with IV antibiotics and hopefully it will work. have to walk a fine line getting HMO to pay as much as possible while having to pay out of pocket for most stuff